29th January

Ms Yap: "LOSER?? Who is that!!!?"

Help me leh!!!

28th January

I'm not being lazy, I've got no time!!! :( I've decided to take a break every wednesday cuz I'm very buzy every wednesday..so ...

Mr Chong: "Argaration!!!"

26th January

Okay..nothin' much happened today. I wasn't really in the mood for laughing or memorizing the whole day really. Sigh...anyway, as promised I've got some interesting quotes from some of our classmates as well as previous ones. I liked the first one:



Anonymous: "It ain't that good even if it SEEMS good!"

Thought for the week: If you have no integrity, nothing else matters. If you have integrity, nothing else matter.

Do let me know if you thought of some. :D

25th January

Our Mr Chong loves to teach us physics. But it's more than just physics. It's physical, well, he does it unconsciously, so we can't really blame him. Anyway, it makes the lesson more interesting! ^^

*talking about pins poking through the paper into the wooden block, not to make such a big hole until one does not know where to start measuring the angle*

Mr Chong: "Class! Do not make such a big hole when poking the pins like this-Arrrgggghh! Arggh! Arggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *marker pressed hard onto the whiteboard*"

Dogs have a wider range of hearing these frequencies compared to humans. I recalled how Mr Chong said that humans can only hear frequencies between 20Hz and 20,000Hz. So he decided to play the different frequencies from a computer to prove that. And so he played...a frequency of 21,000Hz

Chang Jie: "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch! my ears hurts!"

Ryan: "Keep quiet lah! DOG!!!

Ryan: DOG! DOG! DOG!

Chang Jie: "..."

Mr Steven Koh: " At long last! I'm going to meet the woman of my dreams!!!"

Class: "WAH! Who ar??"

Ali: "Mdm Heng!!!"

22th January

Mr Steven Koh in class taught us about differentiation during Additional mathematics today. (It's Friday so you can't blame me for only remembering about one thing! :)) I can't remember exactly what happen, but...well..I've got this far. Okay, here goes. The story goes like this...



Mr Steven Koh: "everything has many different functions. So what are all the functions of a marker? Yes, besides writing on the whiteboard, I can suck it! That will be when I become a mad man because of teaching 4E1. I can suck three at a time some more!"

Class: "EEEWWWW!!! GROSS! DISGUSTING!...."

Mr Steven Koh: "I'll take another example. What is the function of Ivfy?"







*Silence*







*Ali Laughs*







*Everyone Laughs*



Mr Steven Koh: "Three letters. E-S-S"

Ali: "eeeessssss" (ass)

Mr Steven Koh: "Aiya! It's Eat! Sleep! And Shit!"





*Class Laughs*



Ali: "'Cher! Got one more extra........'R'..."

Mr Steven Koh: "And what might that be???"

Ali: "REPRODUCE!!!!"







*LOL!! LOTS OF AND LOTS OF LAUGHTERS*







Mr Steven Koh: "Why...u.....I believe the next thing you'll say is....'Ivfy, can you help me??'

*LOL*

o.o

okay guyz..thats all i've got. I'm sure there is a continuation to this...so, comment! :D

21st January

Ms Yap: "How long must I keep saying-hand in your homework!!" Ryan: "Until we hand in? o.o"
Ms Yap: "If your sirname is 'Ow', never name your child Amy. Later people call her 'Anyhow' ar..." (needs edition)
Rosalind: "but ABC is not a triangle what? Because it's like....curve.." BB RAO: "eur tellin mi tdat ABC is nought a triangle?? .........Oh I gett wwout eu meen.....buut the andswer is still correct."


Sorry about yesterday ppl

20th January

Help me with the quotes! I didn't remember much todae..

:)

19th January

Mr Chong: ".......TalknTalknTalknTalk!......" Yong Jie: "den u nvr study den .....uCrynCrynCrynCrynCry!........"

Ali (to mr chong): "I FEEL THE POWER!!!!"

Class (*Gather*compress*eat* 0.0): "Gather Energgiiieeeeee...."

Ms Yap: "It's not tinktinktinktink..(x9) It's THINK!"

Vicky (2 othr sch): "Tell them...THE HORSE ONE BIGGER" (de 'thing' in body world)

18th January 2010

Harlo! I thought these might be interesting! Let's see if you can remember them!
Mdm Heng: "This is MY RIGHT!!!" (durin' her lecture. mayb she sounded sarcastic...)
Steven Koh: "HARH??? SIMULTANEOUS EQUATION???"
Ms Yap: "Aiyo??!!! Why all coins???" (Oh! she's my eng tchr)
Ms Yap: (outside classroom) *BANG*SHOUTS* " WAHHHH! Who was that arh?" Andrea: "My Brother."

Suggestions pleaseee! :)

17th January

Mr Chong: 'remember class! Transverse waves is 'S' (ass o.o) shaped! Longitudinal waves are-"in and out"