31st March

BONUS!!! ..k
Mr Goh: "When I have a surprise test, you people don't get the shock! I'll get the shock instead!"

Mr Goh: "...but of cause your answer decide your future, so don't play play with your answers!"

30th March

Physics Lesson, Teaching about being electrocuted:

Mr Chong: "..So you'll feel a tingling sensation when you get a shock."

Mr Chong: "All we need is less than one amphere for us to die!"

Andrea: "Why we so gay one??!"

Mr Rao: "...Something..something..something...When the question ask 'Write a composition about a soccer match', you write 'Because it is raining there is no match!'"

Mr Rao: "If you can't convince, confuse!"

Just some random pictures

Courtesy of Mr Chong

29th March

My memory improved!!! LOL!

Ms Yap: "I thought every one have to change into their uniform before recess???"
Ali: "YOU THOUGHT WRONG!!!"

(To Ryan) Chang Jie: "I AM the President, YOU ARE the vice-president. And together, We are the DRAMA CLUB!!" (I like this!!!)

Azri: "I only have three sensations leh"

Mr Rao: "In de 'O' Levels, wand eu drall de dygramp, de marekars will drall anether dygramp onto de trandsparrencie. I'm nought jokin! dey will playce it againdst eur drallwing. If dey see two Triangles, dey knoe dat it's wrrongg. den dey will take it out aen startt cartting mareks."


And for the Finale...




'A1' student's secret exposed!



The 'A1' student's secret to success is exposed while she is absent from school. Gwee Da Bian is a student studying in Greenridge Secondary School who gets A1 in Elementary Mathematics, Additional Mathematics, Pure Biology, Pure Chemistry and Pure Physics. Such students in Greenridge are a rarity.
It is believed that these pills helps in her learning, memory and intelligence, though, without proper evidence. There are no visible sight effects so far.
'I'm truly impressed with her sudden increase in progress in the past months' says Mr Chicken (not his real name) who do not wished to be named. This leads to suspicion from many classmates.
Many students added that the reason for her being absent from school might be because she is consulting her 'gurru'. This is yet to be confirmed.
However, even the wonder student has subjects that are frangible -Mainly on Language. She only posses an average score for her English Language, Mother tongue and Literature. Seems that these pills only work on the logistic areas.

Ryan Law

26th March

Today everything also Earth Hour..arggh. WATEVA! haha!
And we have to do the stupid Journal...and I saw on the slide it say:
'What are you going to do this Saturday at 8.30 PM?
"I'm gonna turn on all the lights, turn on the kettle, turn on the TV, switch the air-con set at the lowest temperature, use up all the sockets in my house...and cause a really big fire while others are saving electricity..."

Why can't they off the lights in the streets too?
"Cars will bump into each other."
Ali: "..and..and later people can take ADVANTAGE!!!" MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mr Chong: "So please be careful of Ali and Chang!"
Mr Chong: "I can't believe what will happen if they happen to bump into each other on the streets!"

25th March

SPA discussion with Mr Chong:
Mr Chong: "there is absolutely nothing wrong when the teacher comes and stand beside you! ...It's okay if the teacher stares at you!"
Ali: "Then I starre STARE at the teacher back leh?!? Then he look at me I look at him???"

Mdm Heng: "I understand that the hall is very warm! Who's not warm here? All of us are! So just bear with it..."
: "Yea right! Just look at that fan beside her blowing at her face!!!"

24th March

Suppose to take a rest today...

Mr Chui: "From tomorrow onwards, all latecomers will have to sing the national anthem and say the pledge.." LOL!

Mr Goh: "I'm not a teacher, I'm an animal trainer! The fact that I am able to make an animal clap proves that I'm such a good animal trainer right?"

Nazurah: "ALAMAT! I write 2 minutes equals to 160 seconds!"
Mr Goh: "No wonder you always take your own sweet time.."

Mr Goh: "'Cause I know some of you your maturity is at sec 3 level! So I show you the video I intended to show to the sec 3s."




Mr Goh day?? LOL!

23rd March

Ms Yap: "I don't want to talk to you already! Every time I talk to you you burp at me!"

Mrs Chin: "Why are you all so sad? You give me this kind of face I don't want to teach already...haixxzz!"

GET WELL!! BBRRRRAAAAAOOOOO!
lol..


(Needs edition)

22nd March

Ali: "Love your Pokemon's card!! 'Chong!!! HAHAHA!"

Some of the grammatical errors I can remember...IT'S NOT EVEN SINGLSIH!!! ROFL!
Let's see who does it belong to...
: "Open the fan bigger leh!"
: "Eh Ryan! Off the door!" o.o whatever...
: "This one even more bestsssar!"

17th March

Today only had English and E maths...

Mr Rao: "Formulae fore volume of a cercle??? I naver learn volume of a cercle!"

Mr Rao: "Oh biy de waye, durin de 'O' levels, do nott raice up eur hands and leggs, noberdy 'will attand too eu!"

Mr Rao: "Remamber! If you copii eur workk frome eur frandd, do nott foregat to ritte 'courtesy from'!"

March Holidays

For this march holiday, I'll post only when I go to school that same day. Do comment if you wish to add some...

12th March

Today, we had Parent Teacher Meeting (PTM) at 7 at night. Here are some of what our classmates said:
"Mr Rao! Tell my parents that I didn't smoke, I didn't sleep, and I score full mark in all your test!!!"
"MR RAO!!! Tell my mother that I didn't sleep in class. I am a very good and hardworking student! Do not 'tell all lies'!!!"
"Where is Ms Shannon Yap??? I need to give her and all teachers a briefing on what to say to my parents!"

Mr Rao: "Becallse eu're nott doin' eur work I'll tell eur father, mother, nieghbour cousin, sister, brother, grandmother, grandfather, great-grandfather, great-grandmother all I tell!!!"



If You Have Other quotations please notify me!! It's so fun to put such comments!! lol! :)

11th March

Mr Steven Koh: "...and for history, 100% distictions!!!"
*woow*WOOT*SCREAMS*CHEERS*o.o
Mr Steven Koh: "..because there are only 5 people taking history!"
4E, 5N: "CHay!!!"

9th March

Mr Rao: "I see this kind of maths, all food I eat last week also I vomit!!"

Haha


I don't know why I took this picture, maybe it tells me...
DON'T WASTE PAPER! SAVE THE EARTH!!!


Courtesy of MR Rao

8th March

Mr Rao: "Put ticks on the paper. orll tick rieght. No wrong andswers. Remamber, orll maust bie right!

*student hands in work*
Mr Rao: "Wahhh! Good jobb! I ssee eu copy verei fairst!!"

Mr Rao: "If toommallrow I dunt ssee the work, I make eu staye back untill nine! I dunt mind going to hell, because... I'll meet (meat?) eu dere! So dunt go hell, go heaven!" Otherwise eu do maths, maths, maths everyday..

5th March

Mr George Tan: "For the Girls, You might want to to some chin ups to show some biceps in the nationals!"
haha. Somebody said I spelt George wrongly, izit correct now?

GUESS WHO IN THE WORLD DID THIS!!!





No offense man!

4th March

Ms Yap: "Why do you people leave your Journals at home? I don't understand! You want your parents to see izit? You should leave your Journals in your bag!"
: "We leave it at home because we know that our parents can't read it anyway -there is nothing written in the Journal..." (You're supposed to complete 20 questions!!!)

2nd March

Physics question: State the audible frequency range of a normal healthy human ear.
CJ's answer script: 8000Hz to 20,000Hz
Ali's answer script: 10,000Hz to 20,000Hz
OMG! Where did CJ get 8000Hz from? Maybe he was playing real the last time I called him 'dog'!
...And Ali?
Mr Chong: "So I see you've been listening to only half of what I've been saying in class!"

Mr Rao: "My Dad drives the taxi, I also drive the taxi. We make money together."

Jocelyn: sigh...*relieved*
Mr Rao: "Don't thank me, thank God"




How did everyone do for your common test??? :D

1st March

Mr Goh: "I had a Junior College friend who has to be the first in the canteen. He would hop and jump on tables just to reach the canteen. I believe Ali can become that friend..."










I FAILED MY CHEMISTRY!!! :D