31st August

HAPPY TEACHERS DAY!!! :D

*On winning the "'Great' teacher award"

Mr Ong: "First of all, I would like to...."

Classmates: "Thank me!! me! Thank me!"

Mr Ong: "..Thank God, for His..."

Ong, The Great! lol

Ong Yong Jie: "..later he'll say, LATER GOT REMEDIAL AR! REMEMBER TO COME!"



Mr Chui saying his speech

YJ: "There is detention today, please remember to appear"

30th August

Ms Yap: "Haiya you all keep talking I dunwan to talk anymore.."
Andrea: "Yeah right in 20 seconds you'll start talking like lets continue. All teachers are like that one."
Ms Yap: *Pretends to throw duster*
Ms Yap: "Okay 20 seconds already, lets continue"

Ms Yap: "You all keep talking...haizz. Can't you see I'm Angry???" *Shows smiley face* :)

24th August

Kewk: "If you're playing your game please save now"

TEMPORARILY CLOSED

BLOG TEMPORARILY CLOSED DUE TO MASSIVE PREPARATION FOR THE GCE ORDINARY LEVELS!

20th August

Ms Quek: "Is everybody here? Good! For those who are facebook, please sign out now...arrreee...nevermind lar, ask you all sign out you all also don't sign out one."

19th August

Sa jiao!!!

17th August

"Oh my goodness!"

16th August

Mr Chui: "...I'll do a random check to see if you students have brought things that are not...you know it."
Cheng Ann: "Not to bring contraceptives to school!"

12th August

Happy birthday MR Chong!!!
Ali: "WELCOME TO HELL!!!"

11th August

Mr Seah: "...so to support the YOG, we'll a go outside the school and CRAP (clap). We will stand near Beacon secondary school and crap. (Beacon's upgraded campus???) LOL!

5th August

This is the 100th post!!!! :))
Ali n Chang Jie: "JAM THE URETHRA!!!"

3rd August

On Slide: "Sago lane used to have a nickname once. What is it called?"
Ali: "Red Light District!!!"

Slide: "What is Singapore's most famous road?"
Geylang!!!

What Farquhar business are you doing?

30th July

Class: "Mr Chong say something, like or else"
Mr Chong: "Why?...Or else?"
Class: "Oooooooo!!!?!?!?! Is. That. Right.! oooooooo! Eeeeeeeoooooo!" *Touches own arms*

29th July

Ivy: "Who's gonna read storybook later during assembly?"
CLASS: "MEEEEEE!!!!!!"

27th July

English lesson
Q1. as _____ as a bridegroom

Ans: As eager as a bridegroom

Ali: "Eager to do what?"

26th July

Ms Quek: "Some people say the flood was cause by the terrorist"

23rd July

Mr Goh: "So you can go back and spend the weekend accepting the fact that mdm hia is your chemistry teacher."

22th July

Mr Rao: "...and if you are meeting your boyfriend in marina parade you can call me up and I'll teach you Maths on the way."

20th July

GOOD LUCK TO THOSE TAKING O LEVEL LISTENING COMPREHENSION TODAY!!! :DD

19th July

Mr Goh: "Class! Mr Chong is still alive and clucking! He went for course"

16th July

Mr Rao: "Dun go onn hohdein ur fans lyke er priimerry school kid!" (The windmill he meant)

After school
Some maths problems on the 'A union B' topic
Mr Ong: "How to do this question? Find the number of people who play water polo and cannot swim." LOL!

15th July

Mr Koh: "How well we clap depends on how well you present!"

*Ali throws the gloves to Azri*
Mr Koh: "What Flavour?"
Ali: "There are five fingers!!!"
Mr Koh: "So you prefer the thumb right??"

13th July

Ms Quek: "It's either this class is slow, or the attention span is very high. All the other classes like 3 days ago played with the windmill and then that's it. This class ar, 3 days later still playing the windmill"

Andrea: "Do ya think anybody would steal my windmill while I go for recess later?"

Mr Rao: *To CJ* "Beecuz eu ar stendein here I'm not gattein de numbir!" (Password for Com)

Anyone got a pic of the windmill pls notify me thanks! :D wanna post it here

12th July

Mr Rao: "I'm gonna KILL! Paul! The Octopus!!!" (from world cup)

9th July

Mrs Chin: "I'm pretty amazed that your seeds didn't die after all the concentrated acid and alkali you added"

8th July

Ms Yap: "..Chang jie gets pregnant by Ali!"

*Takes mike*
Mr Malick: "13 names. Listen to this...."

6th July

I almost forgot this post!! And thanks for all the HAPPY BIRTHDAYS people! :DD
Hmm..what should I write?..

How about this:

Mr Rao: "averiwan! Stane-urp!"
*Class stands* (And thinks that it's another one of the 'StandUpSitDown' routine..And i was too busy doing work to care..haha!)
Mr Rao: "Weesh ur classmatte a Harpy Berthdae!"

Ok..I got the shock of my life :P

2nd July

Mr Rao: "Azri! eu deidn't sand eur testimonial!"
Azri: "I send already"
Mr Rao: "Wos it a spam?"
PLEASE SEND YOUR TESTIMONIALS TO MR RAO AND SHARIFA VIA EMAIL BY TODAY!

1st July

Ms Yap: "When I was at my old house, I stayed at a circus"
o.o
Ms Yap: "I mean where I lived, there was a circus"

Big Words
Lackadaisical-showing little or no interest or enthusiasm
He had a lackadaisical attitude towards his studies.

30th June

Mr Koh: "..and the suggested attire of the girls would be preferred if she try to minimize the exposure..."

Mr Koh: "Why? You scared of my 'minimal exposure' rule ar?"
...
Mr Koh: "NO! NO! You don't have to wear a scarf! If you want to show off some flesh, you can bring a towel instead"

29 June

150++ MCQ questions for Biology, and we hope Mrs Chin regrets it cause she gotta read out all the answers...just joking :D

Mrs Chin: "Page 15. A for Alpha, B for Beta (?), Charlie, Donkey. Page 16. America, Charlie, America, Donkey. Page 17. Alpha..."

After a while...

Class: "Mrs Chin! What is page 16?"
Mrs Chin: "America's Charlie, America's Donkey"
Class: "I mean page 16"
Mrs Chin: "Alpha, Charlie, Alpha, Donkey"
Class: "Chay..ACAD"
Class: "Can say page 15 again?"

ALL OF A SUDDEN
Priyanka: "OH MY GOD!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?? OH MY GOSH!" :p

New LOOK

Haha! How's this new look here? Izit great? So many nice templates (or Skins?) I just can't decide which want to choose!! :D mind if you guyz help??

28th June

Mr Goh: "...This is because since Mr Lee is leaving, I am appointed to take over. So I got to let go a responsibility right? ..."
Ali: "Does that mean you're irresponsible??"
Mr Goh: "It means I'm VERY RESPONSIBLE.....(For whatever the reason :P)"







Arggh.. Chemistry homework..

27th May

Com Lab's Whiteboard: "If you play a fool, you will get a fool's seat"

Mr Rao: "Remember! When suddenly the wind blows, remember to catch your friends. Some of them can fly!!"

25th May

Chinese lesson *Interpreted*
NGKK: "Daniel! Do you have the other half?"
Daniel: "...err.......no!"
NGKK: "What is the other half?"
Daniel: "My mother, father.."

Ms Yap: "Tomorrow I will flash for you to see! Is that Okay?!"

24th May

Talking about sports day...

Mr Chui: "..then the cleaners say WAH! SO CLEAN AR?!? NO LITTER AT ALL! WHICH SCHOOL IS THIS AR?? Then I say *Macho voice..OMG* GGGREEEENRIDGGGGE SECONDARY SCHOOL!!!" *Laughters*

21st May

Okay..this is just for me...Nationals lane 8, heats lane 8, sports day ALSO lane 8 for 200m
Ryan: "Mr Tan! Why I lane 8 again?!?!"
Tan: "Good what? Your favourite lane!"
"..."

Man..I'm starting to think Mr Tan did it on purpose. ha ha! Just Jokin'!!! :D

20th May

*School bell rings* "Why are you so anxious to go for Assembly ar?"

Mr Chui: "4Es have a lot of difficulty sitting down" (Sure, maybe we're disabled or something)

18th May

Morning Assembly: The student councilors give their BOASTFUL speech on why they should be chosen as the President, and go on babbling about the 'Good Qualities' they have as a leader...That's worst then me.
Mr Chui: *CLAPS CLAPS CLAPS CLAPS CLAPS* (With the intention of being a "Good example") *Looks around* "Nobody!"

Daniel: "Mdm Heng get C6 for her Chinese ar?" (Mdm Heng heard it)
Mdm Heng: "Yes! I got C6 for my Chinese and I'm proud of it!"

17th May

Mr Rao: "How many marks you get depends on your name. Your name is longer they give more marks! ALI! Because your name has only one word, you get only one marks...You see Daniel Tan! Because your name has two words, you get two marks..."

That way, wouldn't Bhogaraju Bhimasankara Rao get sooo many marks? LOL!
ps: Had a hard time spellin' and finding out his name, gotta thank me for that :::P

13th May

Hey peeps! How are your results for your examinations? Good? Don't be sad K? (I'm not that good either :P)
ROY-G-BIV
Red
Orange
Yellow
Green
Blue
Indigo
Violet

Ali: "Roy-Give-Birth-In-Vagina" ??? Izit right? Can't hear from where I'm sitting..

30th April

Nothing to say during exam lar...stress...strezzz...strexxxx!! haha

Mr Chui: "You people have a habit of standing up..." (it's like..okay... o.o)

April 27th

The world hates Additional maths...

YJ: "Cm'on man! Father! Call me!!! Send me home!"

I believe Andrea looked into her crystal ball today...

Will write a post of Super stresed students by this week. Do keep checking! :P

Headlines: -Stressed students act like kids (Suggestions needed)

26th April

Mr Goh: "If the waves move to the left the wave appear...?" *waiting for answer*
Class: "*blindly answers*...to the right"
Mr Goh: "..."
Mr Goh: "So if I move to the left I'll appear at the right huh?"

Ms Yap: "I can't believe Chang Jie is having INTIMACY with the wall!!!"

Intimacy:

familiarity: close or warm friendship; "the absence of fences created a mysterious intimacy in which no one knew privacy"

affair: a usually secretive or illicit sexual relationship

closeness: a feeling of being intimate and belonging together; "their closeness grew as the night wore on"
Adopted from wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn Via www.google.com

23rd April

As usual, skipping classes:
PA System: "...This is Mr Chui speaking. Can ______ of class ___ come to the office please. ___ of class___ please come to the office to see me. Thank You...."
Unusually:
PA System: "...This is Mr Chui speaking. Can Mr Francis Ho come to the office immediately please. Mdm Heng wants to see you..."
Mr Rao: "Now evaen de teechars ar gattin' eit"

Mr Rao: "Dun putt ur hade on de tabel! Dun giev me dat fase! dis is sso seeckenin'! Dat is de reesson whii somme teechars look at de ceiling and teach!!!

Jocelyn: "Noooo0000OOOOOOOO!!!!!"
o=Low pitch
0=Medium pitch
O=High pitch

22nd April

Yesterday
Mr Koh: "Yong Jie! She don't know how to do!"
Yong Jie: "Who? Who? Don't know??"
Mr Koh: "Your 'Girlfriend'!"
Yong Jie: "Which ONE???"
(YJ's busted!)

Today
Nazurah: "Mdm Ho like our class very much, we all very quiet. Because we all SLEEP!!"

Mr Chui: "Remember I said after assembly if we have enough time we will practise singing our National Anthem???"
*GROANS, A LOT*

Mr Chui: "We are One Citizen, One Nation, One Heart"
*Sarcastic comments*

20th April

Ms Yap: "Woah! I'm feelin' hot!"
Ali: "YOU. ARE. NOT!!!"

Ms Yap: "What are both of you doing ar? Oil producing countries??!!"

Nazurah (and Friends): "Mr Chong! Are you a runner?"
Mr Chong: "NO! I'm a Chicken!"
(about to say): "Cause you've been runnin' through my mind" ( Am I right??)
Class: "Mr Chong! Are you a chicken?? 'Cause I wanna EAT YOU UP!!!"
Mr Chong: "................"

16th April

Mr Rao: "Beecallse eur tallkein soll laodlie evern de gground florw I ccan heear!"

Class: "LIES! ALL LIES!"

Mr Rao: "Beecallse eur tallkeing soll laodlie, evern de sccrean is shaekeing!"

15th April

Mr Koh: "I thought Yong Jie have nothing to do with Daniel already? Why both your bags like that?"

*Cassandra, Jessica, Ruth and Gracie comes in*
Mr Goh: "Why are you so late ar?"
Cassandra: "We go lock class"
Mr Goh: "Why do you need four people to lock the class? One hold the handle, one push the door, one slot the key and the other turn the whole person ar?"

...

14th April

During English period, no-one hands in their homework:
Ms Yap: "Dig every corner of your bag and anything that is English take out and do!"

Ms Yap: "If you didn't hand in your work by tomorrow you all will end up in honours role!"

Man steals umbrella

Stealing an umbrella might not be an ideal item for a thief. However, an unknown man stole Mr Chicken Chong's umbrella at Bukit Panjang Ring Road. "The evidence is there! (Picture) He has to be the one who stole my umbrella!" Chicken reported the umbrella stolen at the General office at 4:30. Coincidentally, this picture was taken at roughly the same time. "Just by the way he's holding my umbrella, I can see he is trying to hide something! Can you still doubt that that's not my umbrella?"

It is believed that the umbrella was stolen because it was raining. The 'thief' wrote a piece of put a note replacing the umbrella. It says: "Don't worry, the rain till stop by 6. You can just take the taxi" This evident enough that the 'thief' knows chicken very well, although the rain did not stop at six.

The 'thief' is still at loose. The police are still working to find him.

13th April

Mr Chui: "Please to not go to the 'VOY DARE' (Void deck)"

Mr Rao *Holds E Math book up* :"If eu dun hairve de bbookkkk eu ballrroll, bbbag, orll steewl!!" (Borrow, Beg Or Steal)

12th April

Ali: "You may but I won't let you!!!"

*Announcing to the class*
Daniel: "Only the poor History students have to stay for lessons!!!"

9th April

Ali is asked by Mr Rao to do the question on the spot...on the whiteboard...
Mr Rao: "Ali! eu'r teechiin orll wrong tinkss!!!"

Mr Rao: "Do eu beelivvee it??"

:" Mr Rao! No Space!!!"
Mr Rao: "No spaicee SQQUEZZZE in dere. SQQQUEZZZE in dere slohliee!"

8th April

NEWSLINK




Stressed students go 'wild'

Students of Greenridge secondary school has indeed been stressed by their teachers. This is proven by the unnatural increase of 'little fights' throughout the school especially during the exam period. It occurs frequently in the Normal Academic (NA) and Normal Technical classes. These 'fights' rarely occur in Express Classes. However, when the top Express class of Greenridge Secondary school suddenly go berserk, everyone is shocked. This class is particularly well known for their good behavior and academic results. Such behavior is least expected.

It is believed that the students of 4E1 has not been sleeping much, leading to such disastrous behavior. When asked why the students have been sleeping only four to five hours a day, one answered saying that they had recently been 'bombarded' with enormous amount of homework to be done leading to their lost of sleep. "We feel like we're trapped. If we do not complete just one assignment, the penalty would be the fear of other teachers giving us more work to do. This would in turn increase our workload and the cycle goes on." Says Da Niao (Big Bird), a student in 4E1. "We end up being stressed-up!"

Students involved added that such actions provides temporary relief from stress. Fortunately, no serious harm had been reported in such 'fights'. "Disciplinary action have to be taken in such situations" Says Chui Fook Weng, the discipline master. "We must ensure that every student will learn to be gracious, dynamic global citizens of the future! Building character, nurturing talents! That is our mission!"

When asked how can the situation improve, one answered saying that reducing the amount of time staying in school would help the situation. "The root of why we are not sleeping well is because that we are unable to complete the assignments fast enough for us to ensure adequate sleep. If we are able to leave school earlier, enabling us to 'start early, and end early', there is no doubt that we would be able to complete all our assignments on time! Furthermore, any extra time granted to us enable us to do our own self-study in preparation for our 'O' Levels!"

Students sure has a good bargain here. However, the school believes that staying in school for long hours is a privilege. The situation does not have to be solved in this manner. "If we grant the students permission to leave early, we cannot be sure that the situation will improve. Stress is not the only reason why students tend to 'fight' There are many other reasons that cause students to start 'fighting'. Furthermore, it is just escaping from the situation, not confronting it." Says Chicken Chong, the level tutor for secondary four level.

It seems like students have to do better in order to reduce the school hours.

Ryan Law

6th April

Mr Rao: "Gieve mee ur holmewerk! If I seeh anie blangs, u'll doo it tan ttimes!!!"

5th April

Speechless... *LAUGHTER*

Mr Rao: "If you leave all blanks... I'll show you the beauty of it!"

Durin' borin' Chinese lesson...
Ryan: "I wonder what scouts and UG groups do nia! I only see them march! March! March! March! March only"
Daniel: "NPCC march everyday, build a tent at the exact same spot with the exact same people every Saturday. NCC march and dance (?) with the music. St. John march and do first aid..."
Ryan: "I see. I guess NPCC poke the ground at the the exact same spot every time they make a 'tent' too, and also that they love to get scoldings...SO WHAT DO SCOUTS DO???"
Daniel: "Scouts...I don't tell you.."
*After much pestering*
Daniel: "Only I know. The juniors don't know. I don't bother to tell them anyway..."
Ryan: "Fine. Whatever...So what do Girl Guides do anyway?
Daniel: "Don't know, I think they only do marching.." *Giggles*
Ryan: "Ivy! Girl Guides only march ar??!"
Ivy: "........." (something...something...bla...bla...bla...)

no offense to UG groups...(bet u hate UG cca too?)

Daniel: "Naa!"

1st April

Nope. No quotes in school. Tell me if you have some. But I've got some from my Nationals...
:"..If we get FIRST for 4x100m then how??...

: "Then you'll show the medal to Mdm Heng. *shows imaginary medal near his eyes* See? See this Mdm Heng?!? We got this! It's called a medal! What are you going to do about it?"
: "I've got First!!!" *shows index finger*

And then there's this really weird guy who keeps calling the name "JONATHON! JONATHON!! JONATHON!!!" Even when the 'C' boys event is done and it's the 'C' girls turn...JONATHON! GO FOR IT JONATHON!!!" o.o Whatever...!

31st March

BONUS!!! ..k
Mr Goh: "When I have a surprise test, you people don't get the shock! I'll get the shock instead!"

Mr Goh: "...but of cause your answer decide your future, so don't play play with your answers!"

30th March

Physics Lesson, Teaching about being electrocuted:

Mr Chong: "..So you'll feel a tingling sensation when you get a shock."

Mr Chong: "All we need is less than one amphere for us to die!"

Andrea: "Why we so gay one??!"

Mr Rao: "...Something..something..something...When the question ask 'Write a composition about a soccer match', you write 'Because it is raining there is no match!'"

Mr Rao: "If you can't convince, confuse!"

Just some random pictures

Courtesy of Mr Chong

29th March

My memory improved!!! LOL!

Ms Yap: "I thought every one have to change into their uniform before recess???"
Ali: "YOU THOUGHT WRONG!!!"

(To Ryan) Chang Jie: "I AM the President, YOU ARE the vice-president. And together, We are the DRAMA CLUB!!" (I like this!!!)

Azri: "I only have three sensations leh"

Mr Rao: "In de 'O' Levels, wand eu drall de dygramp, de marekars will drall anether dygramp onto de trandsparrencie. I'm nought jokin! dey will playce it againdst eur drallwing. If dey see two Triangles, dey knoe dat it's wrrongg. den dey will take it out aen startt cartting mareks."


And for the Finale...




'A1' student's secret exposed!



The 'A1' student's secret to success is exposed while she is absent from school. Gwee Da Bian is a student studying in Greenridge Secondary School who gets A1 in Elementary Mathematics, Additional Mathematics, Pure Biology, Pure Chemistry and Pure Physics. Such students in Greenridge are a rarity.
It is believed that these pills helps in her learning, memory and intelligence, though, without proper evidence. There are no visible sight effects so far.
'I'm truly impressed with her sudden increase in progress in the past months' says Mr Chicken (not his real name) who do not wished to be named. This leads to suspicion from many classmates.
Many students added that the reason for her being absent from school might be because she is consulting her 'gurru'. This is yet to be confirmed.
However, even the wonder student has subjects that are frangible -Mainly on Language. She only posses an average score for her English Language, Mother tongue and Literature. Seems that these pills only work on the logistic areas.

Ryan Law

26th March

Today everything also Earth Hour..arggh. WATEVA! haha!
And we have to do the stupid Journal...and I saw on the slide it say:
'What are you going to do this Saturday at 8.30 PM?
"I'm gonna turn on all the lights, turn on the kettle, turn on the TV, switch the air-con set at the lowest temperature, use up all the sockets in my house...and cause a really big fire while others are saving electricity..."

Why can't they off the lights in the streets too?
"Cars will bump into each other."
Ali: "..and..and later people can take ADVANTAGE!!!" MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mr Chong: "So please be careful of Ali and Chang!"
Mr Chong: "I can't believe what will happen if they happen to bump into each other on the streets!"

25th March

SPA discussion with Mr Chong:
Mr Chong: "there is absolutely nothing wrong when the teacher comes and stand beside you! ...It's okay if the teacher stares at you!"
Ali: "Then I starre STARE at the teacher back leh?!? Then he look at me I look at him???"

Mdm Heng: "I understand that the hall is very warm! Who's not warm here? All of us are! So just bear with it..."
: "Yea right! Just look at that fan beside her blowing at her face!!!"

24th March

Suppose to take a rest today...

Mr Chui: "From tomorrow onwards, all latecomers will have to sing the national anthem and say the pledge.." LOL!

Mr Goh: "I'm not a teacher, I'm an animal trainer! The fact that I am able to make an animal clap proves that I'm such a good animal trainer right?"

Nazurah: "ALAMAT! I write 2 minutes equals to 160 seconds!"
Mr Goh: "No wonder you always take your own sweet time.."

Mr Goh: "'Cause I know some of you your maturity is at sec 3 level! So I show you the video I intended to show to the sec 3s."




Mr Goh day?? LOL!

23rd March

Ms Yap: "I don't want to talk to you already! Every time I talk to you you burp at me!"

Mrs Chin: "Why are you all so sad? You give me this kind of face I don't want to teach already...haixxzz!"

GET WELL!! BBRRRRAAAAAOOOOO!
lol..


(Needs edition)

22nd March

Ali: "Love your Pokemon's card!! 'Chong!!! HAHAHA!"

Some of the grammatical errors I can remember...IT'S NOT EVEN SINGLSIH!!! ROFL!
Let's see who does it belong to...
: "Open the fan bigger leh!"
: "Eh Ryan! Off the door!" o.o whatever...
: "This one even more bestsssar!"

17th March

Today only had English and E maths...

Mr Rao: "Formulae fore volume of a cercle??? I naver learn volume of a cercle!"

Mr Rao: "Oh biy de waye, durin de 'O' levels, do nott raice up eur hands and leggs, noberdy 'will attand too eu!"

Mr Rao: "Remamber! If you copii eur workk frome eur frandd, do nott foregat to ritte 'courtesy from'!"

March Holidays

For this march holiday, I'll post only when I go to school that same day. Do comment if you wish to add some...

12th March

Today, we had Parent Teacher Meeting (PTM) at 7 at night. Here are some of what our classmates said:
"Mr Rao! Tell my parents that I didn't smoke, I didn't sleep, and I score full mark in all your test!!!"
"MR RAO!!! Tell my mother that I didn't sleep in class. I am a very good and hardworking student! Do not 'tell all lies'!!!"
"Where is Ms Shannon Yap??? I need to give her and all teachers a briefing on what to say to my parents!"

Mr Rao: "Becallse eu're nott doin' eur work I'll tell eur father, mother, nieghbour cousin, sister, brother, grandmother, grandfather, great-grandfather, great-grandmother all I tell!!!"



If You Have Other quotations please notify me!! It's so fun to put such comments!! lol! :)

11th March

Mr Steven Koh: "...and for history, 100% distictions!!!"
*woow*WOOT*SCREAMS*CHEERS*o.o
Mr Steven Koh: "..because there are only 5 people taking history!"
4E, 5N: "CHay!!!"

9th March

Mr Rao: "I see this kind of maths, all food I eat last week also I vomit!!"

Haha


I don't know why I took this picture, maybe it tells me...
DON'T WASTE PAPER! SAVE THE EARTH!!!


Courtesy of MR Rao

8th March

Mr Rao: "Put ticks on the paper. orll tick rieght. No wrong andswers. Remamber, orll maust bie right!

*student hands in work*
Mr Rao: "Wahhh! Good jobb! I ssee eu copy verei fairst!!"

Mr Rao: "If toommallrow I dunt ssee the work, I make eu staye back untill nine! I dunt mind going to hell, because... I'll meet (meat?) eu dere! So dunt go hell, go heaven!" Otherwise eu do maths, maths, maths everyday..

5th March

Mr George Tan: "For the Girls, You might want to to some chin ups to show some biceps in the nationals!"
haha. Somebody said I spelt George wrongly, izit correct now?

GUESS WHO IN THE WORLD DID THIS!!!





No offense man!

4th March

Ms Yap: "Why do you people leave your Journals at home? I don't understand! You want your parents to see izit? You should leave your Journals in your bag!"
: "We leave it at home because we know that our parents can't read it anyway -there is nothing written in the Journal..." (You're supposed to complete 20 questions!!!)

2nd March

Physics question: State the audible frequency range of a normal healthy human ear.
CJ's answer script: 8000Hz to 20,000Hz
Ali's answer script: 10,000Hz to 20,000Hz
OMG! Where did CJ get 8000Hz from? Maybe he was playing real the last time I called him 'dog'!
...And Ali?
Mr Chong: "So I see you've been listening to only half of what I've been saying in class!"

Mr Rao: "My Dad drives the taxi, I also drive the taxi. We make money together."

Jocelyn: sigh...*relieved*
Mr Rao: "Don't thank me, thank God"




How did everyone do for your common test??? :D

1st March

Mr Goh: "I had a Junior College friend who has to be the first in the canteen. He would hop and jump on tables just to reach the canteen. I believe Ali can become that friend..."










I FAILED MY CHEMISTRY!!! :D

27th February

Today, we had the countdown for YOG.
-a little bit of my personal post here...
Arrived school at 2.56 then assembled at 3.13. Got up the bus at like 3.21 and I chose the back seat. LOL! Who does it remind you of?? Reached causeway point at ...okaay I don't know and we left at...7.37. Reached schoool at I don't know again, and took the LRT home!

Chang Jie (To Mr Rao): "Mr Rao! Tell her all lies!!!"

Bored people at the back of the class in Causeway Point: "BOM!BOM!BOM!-BOM!BOM!BOM!-...-... MouseHunt SUCKs! MouseHunt SUCKs! ...MouseHunt ROCKs! MouseHunt ROCKs! ....
MouseHunt Supporters: "MOUSEHUNT! MOUSEHUNT!"
COOL PEOPLE! :D "(MOUSEHUNT!) SUCKs!!! (MOUSEHUNT) SUCKs!!!!"



ps: "Yong Jie can't get me for this this time!!!
MUAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOUSEHUNT SUCKS!!!!!!!
:P

26th February

Mr Francis Ho (Through P.A. system): "Attend the CIP tommorrw...bla....bla...bla......All absentees will be heavily dealt with. You will attend a make-up CIP on one of the Saturdays..."
Mr Rao: "You know what is the CIP? Why Singapore is so clean!"

Mr Rao: "With this kind of results, you can tell me that- 'I' wann to werk where daer is FFfffree breakfast, FFfffree lunch, FFfffffree dinner, FFffffree uniform. My paee is onli 500 a mounth. Ohhhh!!! and daer are starzz too! One starr, two sstarrr..manii maniy starrrzzx. paste paste paste untel All everywhare have!!"

Mr Rao: "What girlfriend Boyfriend relationship? If you are a boy, remember! No girl will want to marry a boy with starzz!"

Yong Jie: "Can chicken fly???"

25th February

Mr Rao (To CJ): "You are a potential 100 marks student! Getting 99 marks is a failure!!"

Mr Ugene Ong: "I very kind, this time the common test I set very easy one!"
Ryan: "I also very kind...take back all your marks lar.."






sian i never finish the E maths paper!! :P

23rd February

Theme: Daniel and YJ!

Yong Jie: "I'm gonna divorce you!"
..................................
Mr Koh: "Daniel! You never teach Yong Jie properly before you broke up is it?!....You tell me!! See the way you put your bag like lovers like that!"

Mr Koh: "So Daniel you play the male or female part?? Or you and Yong Jie play 1,3,5-2,4,6?"

*Puts Azri 'baby' photo beside Yong Jie's"

Mr Koh: "You know why I put here? To make Daniel Jealous!!!

22nd February

Mr Chong: "Gracie? Are you too stressed?"
Mr Chong: "She's playing with the scissors, it looks very threatening...!"

Mr Rao: "It's a Dizzarstar!!!!"

19th February

Mr Rao: "Have anyone decided?--To be a goody goody housewife??"

18th February

Mr Rao: "Cry! Cry! Cry! Cry!! Cry!!! You have plenty of time to cry! You live until 75!"

17th February

Suppose to take a rest today! But I still wanna post for you pepople! Ain't I nice? hee.
Recollecting:

Biology E-O-Y:
Ivy: "Eh Ryan. Yesterday I saw your bio paper last question leh! It's wrong!!! hahahahahaha!!!!"
Ryan: "Eh what?!?! I copy Chang Jie one leh! Not I wrong lah! Is Chang Jie wrong!!!"
Chang Jie: "Eh! Anyhow sae! I copy Jia Xuan one leh! Jia Xuan (the A1 student) is the one that got wrong lah...!!!"
Jia Xuan: "...."




Since when cheaters were so honest??? 0.o

12th February

I can't remember anything that happened today, CUZ IT'S CNY 'celebration'..lol

Mr Rao: "Hi boss!!!"

11th February

Alvin and friends: "MR RAO SAY DO 100 QUESTIONS FOR THE CNY HOLIDAYS!!!"

Mr Rao was joking lah. Must see the whiteboard...do questions related to Graph, Speed-time problems, and ...the other one i can't remember..:P

9th February

Mr Rao: "Don't keep doing and doing and making the same old mistake! Do a new mistake!!!"

8th Febraury (sensored)

Today's Biology lesson was fun! Teacher taught about Sexual Reproduction In Humans! Teacher was being sarcastic the whole lesson:

Mrs Chin: "So for the girls, if you wish to know how semen feels like, you just mix some glue with water and there you go." (It's like...how you know nia? haha)

Mrs Chin: "Why do the boys that one have to be erected before inserting it into the girls that one??"

Ali: "Because if too soft when finish that one already cannot take out!"

(not sure exactly what happened next...laughing too hard!!!)

Wen Xin: "There is something called the scissors!"

*Class laughs like mad people!!!*

Chang Jie: "There is also something called the vernier calipers!!!"

*Class laughs again*





That one-X3

5th February

Mr Rao: "GEE! GEE! GEE!"

4th February

Mr Rao: "You take, and you go!"

3rd February

Suppose to take a break today. But nvm lah...

Mr Rao: "dis amaunt of layzinest I have never seen in dis class!!!"

2nd February

Hmmmm...I realised I've been shooting too much on Mr Chong..mayb bcz he's so fun!! haha! Him again---

Mr Chong: "There's no space here...so I'll write UPSTAIR!!!"

Ah Chui: "This is not right!!! I must tell Mr Chui!!!"

1st February

Nothing much todae...

Mr Koh: "Today! Mr Rao was very sad, he was sad for Mr Ong, he cannot believe that his students until now still write 81^1/2=40.5!!"

29th January

Ms Yap: "LOSER?? Who is that!!!?"

Help me leh!!!

28th January

I'm not being lazy, I've got no time!!! :( I've decided to take a break every wednesday cuz I'm very buzy every wednesday..so ...

Mr Chong: "Argaration!!!"

26th January

Okay..nothin' much happened today. I wasn't really in the mood for laughing or memorizing the whole day really. Sigh...anyway, as promised I've got some interesting quotes from some of our classmates as well as previous ones. I liked the first one:



Anonymous: "It ain't that good even if it SEEMS good!"

Thought for the week: If you have no integrity, nothing else matters. If you have integrity, nothing else matter.

Do let me know if you thought of some. :D

25th January

Our Mr Chong loves to teach us physics. But it's more than just physics. It's physical, well, he does it unconsciously, so we can't really blame him. Anyway, it makes the lesson more interesting! ^^

*talking about pins poking through the paper into the wooden block, not to make such a big hole until one does not know where to start measuring the angle*

Mr Chong: "Class! Do not make such a big hole when poking the pins like this-Arrrgggghh! Arggh! Arggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *marker pressed hard onto the whiteboard*"

Dogs have a wider range of hearing these frequencies compared to humans. I recalled how Mr Chong said that humans can only hear frequencies between 20Hz and 20,000Hz. So he decided to play the different frequencies from a computer to prove that. And so he played...a frequency of 21,000Hz

Chang Jie: "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch! my ears hurts!"

Ryan: "Keep quiet lah! DOG!!!

Ryan: DOG! DOG! DOG!

Chang Jie: "..."

Mr Steven Koh: " At long last! I'm going to meet the woman of my dreams!!!"

Class: "WAH! Who ar??"

Ali: "Mdm Heng!!!"

22th January

Mr Steven Koh in class taught us about differentiation during Additional mathematics today. (It's Friday so you can't blame me for only remembering about one thing! :)) I can't remember exactly what happen, but...well..I've got this far. Okay, here goes. The story goes like this...



Mr Steven Koh: "everything has many different functions. So what are all the functions of a marker? Yes, besides writing on the whiteboard, I can suck it! That will be when I become a mad man because of teaching 4E1. I can suck three at a time some more!"

Class: "EEEWWWW!!! GROSS! DISGUSTING!...."

Mr Steven Koh: "I'll take another example. What is the function of Ivfy?"







*Silence*







*Ali Laughs*







*Everyone Laughs*



Mr Steven Koh: "Three letters. E-S-S"

Ali: "eeeessssss" (ass)

Mr Steven Koh: "Aiya! It's Eat! Sleep! And Shit!"





*Class Laughs*



Ali: "'Cher! Got one more extra........'R'..."

Mr Steven Koh: "And what might that be???"

Ali: "REPRODUCE!!!!"







*LOL!! LOTS OF AND LOTS OF LAUGHTERS*







Mr Steven Koh: "Why...u.....I believe the next thing you'll say is....'Ivfy, can you help me??'

*LOL*

o.o

okay guyz..thats all i've got. I'm sure there is a continuation to this...so, comment! :D

21st January

Ms Yap: "How long must I keep saying-hand in your homework!!" Ryan: "Until we hand in? o.o"
Ms Yap: "If your sirname is 'Ow', never name your child Amy. Later people call her 'Anyhow' ar..." (needs edition)
Rosalind: "but ABC is not a triangle what? Because it's like....curve.." BB RAO: "eur tellin mi tdat ABC is nought a triangle?? .........Oh I gett wwout eu meen.....buut the andswer is still correct."


Sorry about yesterday ppl

20th January

Help me with the quotes! I didn't remember much todae..

:)

19th January

Mr Chong: ".......TalknTalknTalknTalk!......" Yong Jie: "den u nvr study den .....uCrynCrynCrynCrynCry!........"

Ali (to mr chong): "I FEEL THE POWER!!!!"

Class (*Gather*compress*eat* 0.0): "Gather Energgiiieeeeee...."

Ms Yap: "It's not tinktinktinktink..(x9) It's THINK!"

Vicky (2 othr sch): "Tell them...THE HORSE ONE BIGGER" (de 'thing' in body world)

18th January 2010

Harlo! I thought these might be interesting! Let's see if you can remember them!
Mdm Heng: "This is MY RIGHT!!!" (durin' her lecture. mayb she sounded sarcastic...)
Steven Koh: "HARH??? SIMULTANEOUS EQUATION???"
Ms Yap: "Aiyo??!!! Why all coins???" (Oh! she's my eng tchr)
Ms Yap: (outside classroom) *BANG*SHOUTS* " WAHHHH! Who was that arh?" Andrea: "My Brother."

Suggestions pleaseee! :)

17th January

Mr Chong: 'remember class! Transverse waves is 'S' (ass o.o) shaped! Longitudinal waves are-"in and out"