30th April

Nothing to say during exam lar...stress...strezzz...strexxxx!! haha

Mr Chui: "You people have a habit of standing up..." (it's like..okay... o.o)

April 27th

The world hates Additional maths...

YJ: "Cm'on man! Father! Call me!!! Send me home!"

I believe Andrea looked into her crystal ball today...

Will write a post of Super stresed students by this week. Do keep checking! :P

Headlines: -Stressed students act like kids (Suggestions needed)

26th April

Mr Goh: "If the waves move to the left the wave appear...?" *waiting for answer*
Class: "*blindly answers*...to the right"
Mr Goh: "..."
Mr Goh: "So if I move to the left I'll appear at the right huh?"

Ms Yap: "I can't believe Chang Jie is having INTIMACY with the wall!!!"

Intimacy:

familiarity: close or warm friendship; "the absence of fences created a mysterious intimacy in which no one knew privacy"

affair: a usually secretive or illicit sexual relationship

closeness: a feeling of being intimate and belonging together; "their closeness grew as the night wore on"
Adopted from wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn Via www.google.com

23rd April

As usual, skipping classes:
PA System: "...This is Mr Chui speaking. Can ______ of class ___ come to the office please. ___ of class___ please come to the office to see me. Thank You...."
Unusually:
PA System: "...This is Mr Chui speaking. Can Mr Francis Ho come to the office immediately please. Mdm Heng wants to see you..."
Mr Rao: "Now evaen de teechars ar gattin' eit"

Mr Rao: "Dun putt ur hade on de tabel! Dun giev me dat fase! dis is sso seeckenin'! Dat is de reesson whii somme teechars look at de ceiling and teach!!!

Jocelyn: "Noooo0000OOOOOOOO!!!!!"
o=Low pitch
0=Medium pitch
O=High pitch

22nd April

Yesterday
Mr Koh: "Yong Jie! She don't know how to do!"
Yong Jie: "Who? Who? Don't know??"
Mr Koh: "Your 'Girlfriend'!"
Yong Jie: "Which ONE???"
(YJ's busted!)

Today
Nazurah: "Mdm Ho like our class very much, we all very quiet. Because we all SLEEP!!"

Mr Chui: "Remember I said after assembly if we have enough time we will practise singing our National Anthem???"
*GROANS, A LOT*

Mr Chui: "We are One Citizen, One Nation, One Heart"
*Sarcastic comments*

20th April

Ms Yap: "Woah! I'm feelin' hot!"
Ali: "YOU. ARE. NOT!!!"

Ms Yap: "What are both of you doing ar? Oil producing countries??!!"

Nazurah (and Friends): "Mr Chong! Are you a runner?"
Mr Chong: "NO! I'm a Chicken!"
(about to say): "Cause you've been runnin' through my mind" ( Am I right??)
Class: "Mr Chong! Are you a chicken?? 'Cause I wanna EAT YOU UP!!!"
Mr Chong: "................"

16th April

Mr Rao: "Beecallse eur tallkein soll laodlie evern de gground florw I ccan heear!"

Class: "LIES! ALL LIES!"

Mr Rao: "Beecallse eur tallkeing soll laodlie, evern de sccrean is shaekeing!"

15th April

Mr Koh: "I thought Yong Jie have nothing to do with Daniel already? Why both your bags like that?"

*Cassandra, Jessica, Ruth and Gracie comes in*
Mr Goh: "Why are you so late ar?"
Cassandra: "We go lock class"
Mr Goh: "Why do you need four people to lock the class? One hold the handle, one push the door, one slot the key and the other turn the whole person ar?"

...

14th April

During English period, no-one hands in their homework:
Ms Yap: "Dig every corner of your bag and anything that is English take out and do!"

Ms Yap: "If you didn't hand in your work by tomorrow you all will end up in honours role!"

Man steals umbrella

Stealing an umbrella might not be an ideal item for a thief. However, an unknown man stole Mr Chicken Chong's umbrella at Bukit Panjang Ring Road. "The evidence is there! (Picture) He has to be the one who stole my umbrella!" Chicken reported the umbrella stolen at the General office at 4:30. Coincidentally, this picture was taken at roughly the same time. "Just by the way he's holding my umbrella, I can see he is trying to hide something! Can you still doubt that that's not my umbrella?"

It is believed that the umbrella was stolen because it was raining. The 'thief' wrote a piece of put a note replacing the umbrella. It says: "Don't worry, the rain till stop by 6. You can just take the taxi" This evident enough that the 'thief' knows chicken very well, although the rain did not stop at six.

The 'thief' is still at loose. The police are still working to find him.

13th April

Mr Chui: "Please to not go to the 'VOY DARE' (Void deck)"

Mr Rao *Holds E Math book up* :"If eu dun hairve de bbookkkk eu ballrroll, bbbag, orll steewl!!" (Borrow, Beg Or Steal)

12th April

Ali: "You may but I won't let you!!!"

*Announcing to the class*
Daniel: "Only the poor History students have to stay for lessons!!!"

9th April

Ali is asked by Mr Rao to do the question on the spot...on the whiteboard...
Mr Rao: "Ali! eu'r teechiin orll wrong tinkss!!!"

Mr Rao: "Do eu beelivvee it??"

:" Mr Rao! No Space!!!"
Mr Rao: "No spaicee SQQUEZZZE in dere. SQQQUEZZZE in dere slohliee!"

8th April

NEWSLINK




Stressed students go 'wild'

Students of Greenridge secondary school has indeed been stressed by their teachers. This is proven by the unnatural increase of 'little fights' throughout the school especially during the exam period. It occurs frequently in the Normal Academic (NA) and Normal Technical classes. These 'fights' rarely occur in Express Classes. However, when the top Express class of Greenridge Secondary school suddenly go berserk, everyone is shocked. This class is particularly well known for their good behavior and academic results. Such behavior is least expected.

It is believed that the students of 4E1 has not been sleeping much, leading to such disastrous behavior. When asked why the students have been sleeping only four to five hours a day, one answered saying that they had recently been 'bombarded' with enormous amount of homework to be done leading to their lost of sleep. "We feel like we're trapped. If we do not complete just one assignment, the penalty would be the fear of other teachers giving us more work to do. This would in turn increase our workload and the cycle goes on." Says Da Niao (Big Bird), a student in 4E1. "We end up being stressed-up!"

Students involved added that such actions provides temporary relief from stress. Fortunately, no serious harm had been reported in such 'fights'. "Disciplinary action have to be taken in such situations" Says Chui Fook Weng, the discipline master. "We must ensure that every student will learn to be gracious, dynamic global citizens of the future! Building character, nurturing talents! That is our mission!"

When asked how can the situation improve, one answered saying that reducing the amount of time staying in school would help the situation. "The root of why we are not sleeping well is because that we are unable to complete the assignments fast enough for us to ensure adequate sleep. If we are able to leave school earlier, enabling us to 'start early, and end early', there is no doubt that we would be able to complete all our assignments on time! Furthermore, any extra time granted to us enable us to do our own self-study in preparation for our 'O' Levels!"

Students sure has a good bargain here. However, the school believes that staying in school for long hours is a privilege. The situation does not have to be solved in this manner. "If we grant the students permission to leave early, we cannot be sure that the situation will improve. Stress is not the only reason why students tend to 'fight' There are many other reasons that cause students to start 'fighting'. Furthermore, it is just escaping from the situation, not confronting it." Says Chicken Chong, the level tutor for secondary four level.

It seems like students have to do better in order to reduce the school hours.

Ryan Law

6th April

Mr Rao: "Gieve mee ur holmewerk! If I seeh anie blangs, u'll doo it tan ttimes!!!"

5th April

Speechless... *LAUGHTER*

Mr Rao: "If you leave all blanks... I'll show you the beauty of it!"

Durin' borin' Chinese lesson...
Ryan: "I wonder what scouts and UG groups do nia! I only see them march! March! March! March! March only"
Daniel: "NPCC march everyday, build a tent at the exact same spot with the exact same people every Saturday. NCC march and dance (?) with the music. St. John march and do first aid..."
Ryan: "I see. I guess NPCC poke the ground at the the exact same spot every time they make a 'tent' too, and also that they love to get scoldings...SO WHAT DO SCOUTS DO???"
Daniel: "Scouts...I don't tell you.."
*After much pestering*
Daniel: "Only I know. The juniors don't know. I don't bother to tell them anyway..."
Ryan: "Fine. Whatever...So what do Girl Guides do anyway?
Daniel: "Don't know, I think they only do marching.." *Giggles*
Ryan: "Ivy! Girl Guides only march ar??!"
Ivy: "........." (something...something...bla...bla...bla...)

no offense to UG groups...(bet u hate UG cca too?)

Daniel: "Naa!"

1st April

Nope. No quotes in school. Tell me if you have some. But I've got some from my Nationals...
:"..If we get FIRST for 4x100m then how??...

: "Then you'll show the medal to Mdm Heng. *shows imaginary medal near his eyes* See? See this Mdm Heng?!? We got this! It's called a medal! What are you going to do about it?"
: "I've got First!!!" *shows index finger*

And then there's this really weird guy who keeps calling the name "JONATHON! JONATHON!! JONATHON!!!" Even when the 'C' boys event is done and it's the 'C' girls turn...JONATHON! GO FOR IT JONATHON!!!" o.o Whatever...!